|January:||Another year, another Halloween to look forward to|
|February:||Valentine's day? Nah. YOU KNOW WHAT'S A COOL FESTIVAL?|
|March:||Easter season. Yeah u get chocolate but wherE'S THE FUN IN IT|
|April:||Literally the furthest u can get from Halloween. Difficult times for all.|
|May:||I'll buy a pumpkin I don't fucking care|
|June:||If u start making ur costume now you'll probably save time and money tbh|
|July:||Halloween preparation. Raid the candy stores|
|August:||Can almost smell the Halloween|
|December:||Nightmare Before Christmas season|
#’haha RULES??’#’RULES? I’M HARRY POTTER SON’ #’I FLEW A FUCKIN CAR TO SCHOOL LAST YEAR AND I’M PRETTY SURE THEY GAVE ME AN AWARD OR SOMETHING’ #’WE RAN LIKE A HUNDRED RED LIGHTS’ #’IN THE FUCKEN SKYYYYY’ (rizplease)
So it’s the first day of college and there are people handing out bibles everywhere
I think it’s a part of the Christian idea to help those who “need it most”. You’ve made yourself clear that you do not accept God, and they feel morally obligated to “save” you. This is merely an explanation of their actions, not a justification of said actions.
So they see me as a challenge
Six things I can’t go a day without.